This is the blog
post you’ve all been waiting for.
Yes, that’s
right. I cut my toenails last week and Adam had a haircut. I’m pretty sure
that’s what you all wanted to know? Right?
Hmm. I have
a nagging feeling that there was something else I said I’d blog about.
Oh that’s
right! THE OLYMPICS! Let me tell you a little story about Olympic Tickets.
Last year,
Olympic tickets were allocated through a ballot system, where Brits could apply
for tickets up to their nominated monetary value in their selection of sports.
2.9 million tickets were allocated, but somewhere around 20,000 people who
applied got nothing, while others ended up with tickets to events that weren't their top choice. Payment was taken automatically, so if they had changed their
mind it was too bad. In July 2011, another 900,000 tickets were sold to those
who had missed out in the first round – including 10,000 synchronised swimming
tickets that didn’t exist…
In January
2012, a website was set up to allow people to buy or sell unwanted tickets. It
crashed within hours of opening, and finally re-opened 11 days later – but only for
selling back unwanted tickets. In May 2012, the organisers of the Olympics
(LOCOG) announced that they had another 900,000 tickets to sell, with priority
given to those who had missed out in the two previous ballots. There were still
many Britons who missed out for the third time, and there was widespread frustration over the long, drawn-out process,
and the lack of communication about just how many tickets would be available.
English disgruntlement (Picture from www.norfolk-wildlife-photography.co.uk) |
This
information is not to bore you senseless, but to set the scene. Tickets were
well hard to come by, innit? (I’m so English! Who needs the Kiwi ‘real’ or ‘eh’
when you could have the English ‘well’ and ‘innit’?!) (Joking! I promise I will
never use them again.). Tickets were scarce as hen’s teeth. Well, actually, now
that I think of it, there were millions of tickets and I’ve never seen a hen
with teeth. Oh English Language and your crazy idioms, how you have failed me.
Er anyway, what I’m trying to say is that no-one we knew had tickets, and no
one writing in to the newspapers seemed to have tickets. The English were like
Charlie Bucket, yearning for one of Willy Wonka’s Golden Tickets.
At the end
of May, a supposed final lot of tickets were announced. (There was yet another “final” round of tickets a few weeks after that.) They would go on sale
at 11am on May 23. We girded our loins. This could be it.
There are
times when being a housewife is great. I studied the sessions of Olympic sport
in which top Kiwi athletes would participate. I researched individual athletes
and analysed the medal predictions. I worked out which days of sport would have
the most bang for buck. I created an account with the 2012 ticket website. I
timed how long it would take to log-in and perform a search to find the
sessions I wanted. And at 10.56am on May 23, my fingers were poised, ready to
strike.
Ready? Steady? GO! |
At 11am I
was logged in and pressing refresh every few seconds. At 11.01am, tickets
became available. I clicked on the event, day, and session that I wanted. Only
two categories of ticket were available, with a significant price difference.
Like a true housewife, I chose the more expensive of the two, and put them in
my ‘basket’. There was a tense 30 second wait to see if the tickets were
actually available (I will explain that soon), and then there they were, two
tickets to a day of medal races in Rowing. I quickly paid for them, and there
they were. Metaphorically, of course. Adam and I had two tickets to an Olympic
final. And it was only 11.03am.
I then
searched for some Badminton tickets. You search, pick the session you want,
then click on the ticket category which suits you (no-one knew what the
categories would mean, other than a more expensive ticket would hopefully
ensure a better seat). Only ticket categories that had ‘available’ tickets were
shown. Once you select the tickets you want, you then had to wait to see if
those tickets were actually available. (I know! Who knew 'available tickets' might not actually be available?! What a trick!) And if they were, you would then have the option of buying them. If you decided
to return to the main menu, you had to go through the whole process again.
At 11.04,
the rest of Britain logged in to the website. My rowing search took 30 seconds
to see if tickets were available. At the worst point, one of my badminton searches took 45 minutes to
‘process’ only to return and tell me there were no tickets available in the session I had chosen. I tried six searches (logged on as both Adam and myself
in two different browsers, for the geeks out there), and at 1.30pm I gave up.
However, I did manage to buy two £20 tickets to a morning session in
the knockout round of Badminton, and we later purchased two Paralympic swimming tickets. We were Charlie Bucket, except we had six golden tickets...
The next
morning, there was a country-wide outcry at the appalling, continuing débâcle that was London 2012 ticketing.
Don't mess with a mad Englishman (Still from Wes Craven's Fantastic Mr Fox) |
Most people had spent, as I had, up
to 45 minutes just waiting to find out if each selection of tickets was available, only to
end up with nothing.
“Appalling!”
we agreed publicly, shaking our heads in sympathetic disappointment.
“Hurrah!”
we said privately, and eagerly checked our letterbox.
See it there? Our Very English Letterbox! |
And that is the story of how we came to have Olympic Tickets.
Love the 'English disgruntlement' photo!
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